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Friday, May 22, 2009

Fun Friday: Dum Laws Where You Live

For this weeks Fun Friday topic, we are looking at dum laws, in your particular state. Since I live in Florida, those are the ones I will target. These are pretty funny, and though still on the books, and fineable they are overlooked and not paid attention to. These were found at Please note the humorous comments are all mine LOL.

The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages. We must take care of them pregnant pigs.

Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence. Half the state would be in trouble for this one LOL

It is illegal to sell your children. Darn this one stinks LOL

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. Wow are you kidding me.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. I would not parachute on any day, so I am safe from this one.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. Hmm I just saw an elephant tied to a parking meter the other day.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. Wow think of all the money they can make at Spring Break, ticketing all them party goers. It could probably balance the budget.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Oh well, my husband will be heart broken.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. Again, I am so disappointed.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P. Ha, Ha, how many of us would pay a fine for this?

It is considered an offense to shower naked. Hmm I just do not get this one. When is the last time you showered with your clothes on?

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. Well if it is my property, why can I not break, or chip it?

Well there they are. I had a lot of fun finding these, and making fun of them. I hope everyone has a safe, and Happy Memorial Day weekend.


Laura said...

Why in the world would you have sexual relations with a porcupine? That has to hurt!

Femmepower said...

hahaha!these are so funny,do they really exist? having relations with a porcupine?lol!and what's with breaking dishes and sunday parachuting? i'm definitely amused. the way,what should be the proper attire to take a shower?

Femmepower said...

and hey,i like your new badge! =)

betchai said...

you made me laug out loud melissa, i still have not made a research what are the many dumb california laws, am sure there's alot, but still have to work on that. these ones are ridiculous.

Anne said...

You mentioned that unmarried women are not allowed to parachute on Sunday, what about married women. Wouldn't that be discriminatory?

Melissa said...

Hey guys, thanks for your comments. This was a Fun Friday I enjoyed.

Pete Morse said...

Wow, where did you find all of these "laws"? I am sure there are a bunch of those here in Massachusetts also.

Melissa said...

I found them at there are some pretty funny ones out there.

Leo Mar said...

I envy you. Your lawmakers have good sense of humor, lol.:)

Tes said...

Oh wow...that cracked me up, Melissa! That was hilarious! Whats with pregnant women and parachutes! Hahaha... and doing it with a porcupine- get outta here -hahaha! Thanks for that badly needed guffaw! Laughing is such a therapy!

Melissa said...

I really do not know what these crazy laws stem from. I assume they are from years ago, when the very religious south had strict restrictions on women. The porcupine thing, I just hope no one was actually caught doing it, and that is why the law was made. Yucko

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